10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow