10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "No river, no fish."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm