10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from