10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Welcome to kicker school