10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger