10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.