10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Welcome to kicker school
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio