10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm