10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer