10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.