10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?