10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]