10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword