10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Welcome to kicker school
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.