10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery