10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "No river, no fish."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks