10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Welcome to kicker school
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)