10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.