10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"