10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.