10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword