10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."