10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• It's Free To Fold...
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• im going to 2 out you to death