10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.