10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT