10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.