10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--