10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Fold and live to fold again
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.