10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson