10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe