10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is for loners.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---