10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."