10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.