10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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