10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..