10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Welcome to kicker school