10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.