10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.