10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.