10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders