10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine