10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.