10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders