10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth