10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.