10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."