10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "No river, no fish."