10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water