10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "No river, no fish."
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss