10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A